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thedramaandart:

thedramaandart:

Sometimes I think about those high res Jupiter pics and then think about Van Gogh and get emotional because it’s like this one, lonely man that didn’t experience an ounce of fame or recognition in his life time had the image of the universe in his head and he didn’t know it.

Jupiter and Van Gogh’s Starry Night.

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velmajinkiesdinkley:

crazyintheeast:

riconastysgf:

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

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0ffwhite:

I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% tired of this bullshit.

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gyllenhallelujah:

one of my favorite things about kitchen nightmares are the waitresses who work at the restaurants that are super fucking chipper just waiting for their managers to get their asses dragged by gordon ramsey 

delta-dawwn:

snorlaxatives:

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

I want y’all to know once my mom had the nerve to ask me for a bite of my drumstick and that bitch ate the chocolate part. 😭😭😭😂

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pinkwitchpunk:

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

my firstborn child has been stolen

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

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wandererriha:

allsortsoflicorice:

wandererriha:

browntiger15:

siniristiriita:

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

When I read “the most wanted woman in town”, I thought it meant she was a master criminal. 

CLEARLY she’s a CAT BURGLAR

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